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5 days

They did the math

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    • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
      5 days

      An African or European swallow?

        • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
          5 days

          What? I don’t know that!

            • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
              5 days

              Aaaaaah

          • danc4498@lemmy.worldEnglish
            5 days

            31 minutes. I’m out of shape.

              • Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                5 days

                That might work in your favor. I wouldn’t cross that bridge with anything less than a 40 inch waist.

              • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                5 days

                30 mintues, apparently.

                • Eww@lemmy.world
                  5 days

                  Half an hour.

                  • Widdershins@lemmy.world
                    5 days

                    35 to 40 minutes. I’d probably stop and take a dump if nobody is around.

                      • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
                        5 days

                        My first thought: Wtf? Why would y-

                        My second thought: Actually, that sounds like a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

                        • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                          4 days

                          Ah the sweet liberation of an air dump. Almost as glorious as taking a dump as you’re pulled in the water behind a boat for a bidet you won’t forget

                            • Hacksaw@lemmy.ca
                              5 days

                              Ahhh the elusive spotted brown river corn snake.

                          • Zarobi@aussie.zoneEnglish
                            5 days

                            What do you do if you meet a large Scotsman playing the bagpipes coming the other way?

                            • lordbritishbusiness@lemmy.worldEnglish
                              5 days

                              I’m sure I’d stop to take in the view, bounce the bridge or check something at some point. Give me 40m to be safe. And maybe no one else on it so I can shake it a bit without someone in the distance screaming.

                                • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
                                  5 days

                                  That’s a long-ass bridge. I am sure I can walk like 3km/hr, so it’s like 1.5km bridge.

                                • Jesus_666@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                  5 days

                                  Given the fog I’d say it’s either important insights about how I suffocated my sick wife or a neat bow to shoot dinosaurs with.

                                    • 𝙈𝙞𝙖@quokk.auEnglish
                                      5 days

                                      Turok?

                                        • Jesus_666@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                          5 days

                                          Or Silent Hill 2, yes.

                                      • 404found@lemmy.zip
                                        5 days

                                        Stability

                                        • Etterra@discuss.onlineEnglish
                                          5 days

                                          $1 million and a loaded gun pointed at my back.

                                            • yopyop@sh.itjust.works
                                              5 days

                                              The loaded gun alone should suffice.

                                                • Etterra@discuss.onlineEnglish
                                                  5 days

                                                  Not me. Both.

                                              • ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                5 days

                                                Is it allowed if I try to get it swinging when I get to the middle? I might waste some time there.

                                                • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
                                                  5 days

                                                  More or less

                                                  • PixeIOrange@lemmy.world
                                                    5 days

                                                    A walk

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