- 5 days
That picture of Ash’s mom is gross and objectifying. Where did you find it so I can avoid that website?
Yeah but he’s in prison now so I’m going to enjoy the non objectionable porn
Of course, he’s in prison for making a LOT of objectionable porn.
- OwOarchist@pawb.socialEnglish5 days
Has Ash’s dad ever been canonically identified?
I’m like 80% sure his dad is Prof. Oak.
Nah. It’s apparently canon that both his dad and grandfather are still on their Pokemon mastery journeys…
Which is a real strange way to call them deadbeat losers that couldn’t figure out rock paper scissors but that’s how it be sometimes.
- 5 days
I’m pretty sure 80% of the population there is a child of oak.
- 5 days
In all fairness, 20% of that town’s population is Professor Oak. Other than him we’ve got Ash, Ash’s mom, and Oak’s 2 grandchildren: MrPoopyAssFucker and his sister… am I missing anyone?
In FR/LG I think there are two apparently homeless NPCs. Maybe three? And the professor assistant(s?) in the lab.
- 5 days
They could walk from another town - it’s like less than a minutes walk to the next town.
- 5 days
Yea but this in a world you need a pokemon to get around a shrub. Next town over might as well be on the moon from how some NPCs talk.
- OwOarchist@pawb.socialEnglish5 days
I’d assume that Prof. Oak’s assistants could handle a lvl 3 Rattata or two on their way to work.
- sompreno@lemmy.zipEnglish5 days
I mean considering the similar facial features oak has with ash I’m willing to believe oak is ashes father.
Man, you guys really want there to be more depth to this thirty year old kids show than there is.
- 5 days
Why did you have to remind me that the show is 30 years old…
Crit damage man… - Zarobi@aussie.zoneEnglish5 days
Pretty sure there was a Game Theory on this or something. MatPat is now vintage media
- 5 days
Gary and Ash are half brother. Gary knows about the affair, that’s why he hates Ash. In his teenage brain, his mother left because of Ash not because of his horny dad.
- 4 days
Is anyone going to mention Kianna Mai’s commons where Ash’s mum gets together with Jessie.
- 5 days
His chin cleft makes it look like she’s got a really wide belly button












