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    • otacon239@lemmy.world
      3 days

      This tweet has a different feel now…

        • Bubs@lemmy.zip
          3 days

          • Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish
            3 days

            🎵"I love havin’ sex, but I’d rather get some bread"🎵

          • SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org
            2 days

            By the thumbnail it looked like an omelette bedsheet, and I think it’d be an equally interesting idea.

            • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caEnglish
              3 days

              I told you it’s not appropriate for a vampire.

                • PhilosoDOOM@lemmy.world
                  3 days

                  Garlic thins the blood which reduces coagulation. Vampires being allergic to it, is a deception of there own making.

                    • db2@lemmy.world
                      3 days

                      Maybe they’re like ticks or mosquitoes and concentrate the blood cells rejecting most of the liquid part, but because their physiology is closer to human it fucks them up.

                      Different kind of vampire but in The Strain one of them is killed because the old man slammed a bottle of blood thinners first and the vamp basically started to melt.

                  • Die Mart Die@sh.itjust.works
                    3 days

                    Getting garlic bred on there 😏

                    • TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today
                      3 days

                      I can feel the butter

                        • PhilosoDOOM@lemmy.world
                          3 days

                          But do you believe it’s not butter?

                        • over_clox@lemmy.world
                          3 days

                          Hi, is this bed still available?

                          • Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish
                            3 days

                            Well now I’m tired and hungry.

                            • raman_klogius@ani.socialEnglish
                              3 days

                              It’ll only feel simultaneously right but also wrong if it smells like garlic

                              • DangerNooble@lemmy.world
                                3 days

                                I can finally cosplay as Texas Toast

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