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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbyComradePenguin@lemmy.ml
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Absolute peak

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    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
      9 hours

      Bzzzzzzzzt bzt bzbzbzt bzzzzzzzzzz bzzt bzzzzt bt

      • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
        18 hours

        Making the springey-thingeys with the feed strips.

        Good times.

        • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
          1 day

          You should print 28 boxes of 3-part forms on a dot matrix printer. Then decollate the bottom page and trim the right edge off of all of them.

          You will certainly not regret printing/decollating/trimming 28 boxes of 3-part forms every month for ten years.

            • faythofdragons@slrpnk.netEnglish
              1 day

              Just think of all the fun stuff you can do with the paper ribbons you tear off! That absolutely makes up for any and all pain and suffering endured in the process!

                • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world
                  1 day

                  Free mulch

              • FrChazzz@lemmus.orgEnglish
                1 day

                I can hear that smaller image.

                Getting a clean tear off the perforated ribbons was so satisfying.

                • BingBongTheArcher@lemmy.today
                  22 hours

                  Mmmmmmmmmmm. I worked in an asphalt lab and I can hear that printer going. Now I can even smell the bitumen in the air.

                  • folekaule@lemmy.world
                    1 day

                    Meh. Wake me up when you get a daisy wheel printer. Actually, never mind, the printer will wake me up.

                    • LocalAreaMan@lemmy.world
                      1 day

                      They sound cool. That’s all you need to know.

                      • blkvvvs@lemmy.zip
                        1 day

                        Nah, what you need is one of these.

                          • affenlehrer@feddit.org
                            1 day

                            The printer is for the sound, this is for smell

                            • Ghyste@sh.itjust.works
                              1 day

                              Good ol’ Ditto machine .

                            • TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world
                              1 day

                              For carbon copy paper, of course. Inkjets don’t work for that.

                              https://youtu.be/KpBLP75ZGpk

                                • ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml
                                  1 day

                                  For reliability, of course. I can always whip out my OKI, whenever the other printers has issues. 100% of the time it works every time.

                                    • OwOarchist@pawb.socialEnglish
                                      1 day

                                      I used to work in tech support in the 90s. No, dot matrix printers do not have some magical reliability aura. Despite almost all our printers being dot matrix, printer issues still accounted for ~60% of the trouble tickets.

                                  • Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish
                                    1 day

                                    I print so rarely I feel like the ink would dry out and I wouldn’t notice until it was too late.

                                      • ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml
                                        1 day

                                        Perfect usecase for dot matrix printers then. I print max once a year, good to know I have something that works

                                      • xrun_detected@programming.dev
                                        1 day

                                        For an orchestra - https://staalplaatlabel.bandcamp.com/album/symphony-2-for-dot-matrix-printers

                                        • outlawcarl@fedinsfw.appEnglish
                                          1 day

                                          You would press print and it would just print

                                            • rbos@lemmy.caEnglish
                                              23 hours

                                              [PTSD twitch]

                                              … no

                                            • db2@lemmy.world
                                              1 day

                                              That’s the peak model too

                                                • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
                                                  1 day

                                                  For a while I was a certified Oki printer service technician.
                                                  Those things were fun to repair!

                                                    • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
                                                      1 day

                                                      They were NOT fun to remove wayward labels from.

                                                  • anon_8675309@lemmy.world
                                                    1 day

                                                    Re inking ribbons for the win!

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